The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Warren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Warren, Warren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.