The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- The broadcast shows Warren on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Warren breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
72%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Warren drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.