The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Warren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The team goes up 21 early and Warren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
78%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Warren's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.