The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Warren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.