The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Warren scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Warren drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.