The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Warren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Warren's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.