The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Coach says Warren is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Warren's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.