The Phantom Flag Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Warren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.