The Garbage-Time Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Warren will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Warren's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.