The Phantom Flag Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Warren's stadium. Only over Warren.
- Warren gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
75%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Warren scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.