The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- A mysterious flag erases Warren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Warren, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.