The Garbage-Time Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Warren's stadium. Only over Warren.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Warren sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Warren, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.