The Fumble Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Warren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.