The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Warren goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Warren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.