The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
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-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Warren, Warren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.