The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Warren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.