The Snap Count Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Warren's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
85%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Warren, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.