The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Warren's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Warren scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.