The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Warren, that's a flag." Warren: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Warren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.