The Late Scratch Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Warren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Warren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Warren scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.