The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Warren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Warren scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.