The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Warren on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Warren's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.