The Fumble Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Warren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Warren scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
78%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Warren's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.