The Phantom Flag Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- A mysterious flag erases Warren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Warren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.