The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Warren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Warren scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.