The Fumble Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Warren will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Warren, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.