The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The team goes up 21 early and Warren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
89%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Warren, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.