The Phantom Flag Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“The broadcast shows Warren on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Warren runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
85%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Warren drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.