The Committee Backfield Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Warren is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
92%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Warren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.