The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Warren scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
78%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Warren, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.