The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Warren goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Warren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.