The Late Scratch Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Warren tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Warren's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.