The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Warren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- A mysterious flag erases Warren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Warren, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.