The Committee Backfield Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Warren gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
73%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Warren, Warren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.