The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Warren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Warren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Warren, Warren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.