The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- A mysterious flag erases Warren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Warren gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
79%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Warren scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.