The Late Scratch Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Warren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Warren gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
88%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Warren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.