The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Coach says Warren is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
79%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Warren, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.