The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Warren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Warren, Warren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.