The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Coach says Warren is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Warren gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
82%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Warren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.