The Fumble Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Warren's stadium. Only over Warren.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Coach says Warren is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Warren gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Warren, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.