The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Coach says Warren is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Warren's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
81%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Warren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.