The Garbage-Time Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Wright runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
89%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wright's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.