The Stuffed Run Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- The broadcast shows Wright on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Wright is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wright drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.