The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Wright gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wright's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.