The Late Scratch Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Wright is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wright, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.