The Snap Count Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Wright finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Wright, Wright, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.