The Fumble Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Wright gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wright drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.