The Stuffed Run Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Wright gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
86%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Wright scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.