The Phantom Flag Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- A mysterious flag erases Wright's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Wright finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wright, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.